death-by-lulz:

[Reddit]

She is meant to be my wife.

(Source: robotmayo)

cyberbullier:

let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

casteilnovak:

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

DOES THIS SOUND AGGRESSIVE IN YOUR HEAD

oh look now it’s normal

sarcastic

LOUD

incredibly sarcastic

  • night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow
  • morning of school: nevermind

hec-ticglow:

love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.

canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

connuh:

i always wondered how mice made these holes

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calciumwaves:

IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD

(Source: fabulewis)