She is meant to be my wife.
(Source: robotmayo)
let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly
DOES THIS SOUND AGGRESSIVE IN YOUR HEAD
oh look now it’s normal
sarcastic
LOUD
incredibly sarcastic
- night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow
- morning of school: nevermind
love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD
(Source: fabulewis)


